Unicornity

Omniscience. Omnipotence. The ability to do anything with utter perfection, to embellish any situation with sprinkly delight, and to literally shit rainbows.

From having more game than a PS4 to acing classes by while sleeping through them, Matthew demonstrates unicornity in everything he does.

by TheNonUnicorn May 9, 2016

unicorn squad

A group of individuals usually made up from females and crossdressers that live in a world of sheer fabulousness. the most amazing collection of desirable people that are completely untouchable by the outside world and those not in the squad. Will generally always include a Harley. If you ever find one, 1. your not getting in 2. you will wish you could 3. your life will never be the same again

wow! those are some hot chicks, the most fabulous creatures I've ever seen. must be a unicorn squad!

by candy skulls December 12, 2018

broken unicorn

When you jerk a guy off and then snap his dick in half.

Bro 1: Dude what's wrong?
Bro 2: A girl pulled a broken unicorn on me last night. Just bummed my dick will be crooked forever.

by Brokenunicorn December 31, 2016

Unicorn Punch

(noun) The opposite of the unicorn chaser. When one is overwhelmed by cuteness, one feels that only punching a unicorn in the face can re-establish balance.

Those pictures on your blog are so adorable, they're going to cause a unicorn punch epidemic!

by Espressojunky July 7, 2009

unicorn balls

An expression used when you don't know whether something is amazing or just plain creepy. This can be best described as your mom giving you a lap dance (it may be truly fascinating, but it's also kinda wtf.)

Guy 1: Hey dude, I heard your mom gave you a lap dance last night!

Guy 2: Yeah… it was kinda Unicorn Balls.
Guy 1: I get what you mean dude.

by A Man With A Plan June 1, 2014

crazy unicorn

When one lesbian puts a strapon on her head and rams it into the other lesbians pussy.

Eve did the crazy unicorn with Chrissy last night.

by Eveil September 18, 2007

unicorn surprsie

During sex u put on a fake horn and put hot sauce on the tip and shove it far as u can in someones ass. doing this you make a nah sound or some what of a horse noise. Then the blood from the but hole will drip down the horn. You then take off the horn and insert your penis in it till you ejaculate. The two partners take turn drinking from the horn to one pukes. The one who pukes must puke in the other partnes ass crack and eat it till clean.

unicorn surprsie
Me and my buddey hung out last night. We got drunk and ran out of drinking games. We played "unicorn surprise" to pass the time. My face was covered in blood and puke.

by KickenChicken October 13, 2011