Twosday

A date with twos that comes out exactly on a Tuesday

Hey, guess what! It’s the twenty-second of February, twenty twenty-two. It’s Twosday!

by bluestinger66 September 22, 2022

twoer

A public toilet that is situated so one may complete a bowel movement in private and unmolested.

Their restroom is a twoer.

by lizzyb October 15, 2022

Tosé

Has a massive cock

Bro I heard Tosé has a massive shlong
No shit

by Okra1296 November 1, 2022

Twofee

The second coffee you drink although you initially planned to drink only one coffee. Twoffeel is the portmanteau word
formed from combining two and coffee.

- Would you like a twoffee?
When I have troubles waking up, I sometimes get a twoffee.
- Mark tries to reduce his coffee consumption but often ends up drinking a twoffee.
- Sorry for being late, I had a twofee.

by RedTurnip November 15, 2022

Those

Anyone that defines themself as anything other than a "He" or "She".

My sister is one of "Those".

by XXfiveVIII January 30, 2023

Twoke

Past tense of tweakin out

I was twoke yesterday.. shoulda never ate it.

by Stinkalink144 February 6, 2023

twofer

two for one- two people giving each other oral for one magical (probably not) night

"yo rach you get that twofer last night?"
"ya but i didn't get one"

by eggs&ham February 10, 2023