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giro takeaway

A cheap imitation of a takeaway Chinese meal comprising a Pot Noodle and a bag of Skips, popular amongst the unemployed and council estate tenants.
Fucking excellent Wayne, the social cheque's arrived - fancy going down Londis to buy a giro takeaway?
by Simon Poole October 8, 2003
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take a number

Take a number means (more or less) "wait your turn." More often, its used to let someone know that a lot of other people want what they want.
Person A: Hey, I need a copy of the Davidson file.
Person B: Take A number.
by SeanCallaway October 14, 2004
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Take a Line

Phrase used instead of snort coaine or heroin
Yo im-a take a line with mike later.
by vitoumofo June 2, 2010
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Take this L

Take this loss; usually used when your mad at someone
"Omg Justin has another girl on his snapchat"
"Take this L"
by Whattheheckcomeafter6? October 27, 2016
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take to school

Similar to "schooling" someone; beating someone in a competition badly and thereby teaching them how it's really done.
John challenged me to a game of one-on-one, but I took him to school.
by chipperspragish October 7, 2003
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Take You There

A vague and empty promise rappers make in their music. It is sometimes presumed to mean a rapper is implying his affluence and ability to give a woman the high life. It in fact however simply means "Take you to orgasm."
It is particularly annoying because it has been copied and stolen by several artists, ruining the originality of it. In fact, for some unknown reason, women find this ambiguous phrase sensual and feel a strong desire to be "taken there" by whatever bullshit artist is uttering the phrase. Thinking it is some romantic experience he speaks of, when in reality it is simply expression of a typical rapper intent to fuck a woman tonight and never see her again.
Cedric: "Baby Ima take you there!"
Laquita: "Oh yeah Cedric, take me there! You're so romantic!"
Cedric: "Okay, by 'there' I mean 'my mom's room while she's at work."
Laquita: "okay..."
Cedric: "And by "take you" I mean have meaningless sex with you the same day I met you, but if you're a bitch I'll never talk to you again."
Laquita: "Oh Cedric, you're just the kind of man fairy tales are made of..."
by BennyDawg January 19, 2009
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Take me down

When a girl says ‘take me down’ she’s usually referring in a sexual sense.

“Take me down, daddy.” She doesn’t mean take me to a festival she means bring the festival to me and put me on the Ferris wheel of your penis.
by Emmarayne November 11, 2017
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