Definitions by chipperspragish

Freudian slip

It's when you say one thing, but mean your mother.

A patient says, "Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip, I was having dinner with my mother-in-law and wanted to say: 'Could you please pass the butter?'

"But instead I said: 'You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life.'"

Freudian slip by chipperspragish October 30, 2003

Chia-fans 

Fans that just seem to appear and fill up seats at the ballpake when a team starts winning games.

The Florida Marlins chia-fans are out in full force now that the Marlins are actually not playing like crap.

Chia-fans by chipperspragish October 14, 2003

take to school 

Similar to "schooling" someone; beating someone in a competition badly and thereby teaching them how it's really done.

John challenged me to a game of one-on-one, but I took him to school.

take to school by chipperspragish October 7, 2003