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well dressed professor

something so rare as to be effectively hypothetical. Far more difficult to find than a needle in a haystack but not quite as preposterous as finding a sasquatch or extra terrestrial.
I’m totally gonna win the lotto tonight!

Yeah? And imma find a well dressed professor!
by BigWu July 28, 2022
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Passgress Dress

The outfit of choice for many out there in this world both male and female. Allows for solid flow of air to vagina no matter if you wear in on your sleeve or under your dress.
Wow all of a sudden mark has been sackin up at a work, I'm so glad he finally thru out that fucking Passgress Dress he had been wearing since middle school.
by T Bagswell February 22, 2021
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dick dressing

The after effects of when pulling ones dick from a cunt or anal cavity.
Yo john i was fucking my girl but she was so wide i slipped it in her ass instead and after i pulled out i had the worst dick dressing on my shaft i have ever experinced.

John: I would recommend she shower more and even consider an enema.
by Citizens April 22, 2014
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I Love That Dress

It’s a “friend phrase” for when you are loving your environment, place or situation with said friend.
Chad: “Let’s go to Montreal and hit up the gay district
Jesse: “YES girl, I love that dress”
by A Chelaea Handler Fan October 10, 2022
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Dress Fracture

The action of ripping a females dress open in order to gain access to the vagina and/or asshole.
Dress Fracture- We were so horny we couldn't wait, so I dress fracktured her.
by Cackyblacky September 24, 2016
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Dressed to slam

A woman or man who is dressed in manner to pick up and have sexual relations with another person or persons.
Kane: Did you see what Lucy is wearing tonight? She’s definitely looking for some action.

Nathan: She’s dressed to slam.
by Schlonga November 3, 2019
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Manch Dressing

Male ejactulation.
Dude 1: This girl was a champ dirty talker! While she's sucking and beating me off she said "Give all your Manch Dressing Daddy" I blew load right there! And she swallowed all of it!

Dude 2: Marry her!
by MarcMars June 14, 2018
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