cristine the science queen 

A Simply Nailogical character. The mother of all holosexuals and the creator of all good. She killed Bill Nye.

Cristine the Science queen is mom.

cristine the science queen by Simplycristineismymomlogical April 18, 2018

test the video quality

to watch porn and masturbate

Chris, after looking at too much playboy, decided to go test the video quality

test the video quality by Brian and Jer August 3, 2008

i'm the swan queen! 

A statement of absolute power, usually uttered after you've just insulted someone else's lowly position. Used in the film Black Swan by Natalie Portman after her mother implies that she isn't ready to perform.

Also used to state that the speaker is about to morph from their mild mannered self into a crazed alter ego.

Friend 1: You're applying to Harvard? Are your SAT scores good enough for that?
Friend 2: I'M THE SWAN QUEEN!

i'm the swan queen! by the white swan December 26, 2010

The Old Quaker 

Noun: A sexual act in which a female uses both hands to vigorous stroke the shaft of a male with an extremely large penis, similar to the act of churning butter. Optional, the female can also lick the tip ever so gently.

"So last night I was with this guy who had such a big dick that I couldn't suck it and I didn't want it inside me, so I had to pull out the Old Quaker. "

The Old Quaker by ayo_keeks May 4, 2014

The Dairy Queen Teabag

The act of dipping ones scrotum and remaining genetalia into their own feces, like Dairy Queen dips cones into chocolate sauce. The now butt-sludge encased package enters the mouth of an unsuspecting victim and procedes with an in-and-out motion, gently scraping the teeth.

"Last night Shellie was back-talking me so I waited for her to go to sleep and straight up DQ'ed her."

The Dairy Queen Teabag by The Earl of Teabag April 9, 2005

The Cremation Question

If you were cremated what vinyl record would you like your ashes to be made into?

Anon: If you were cremated what vinyl record would you like your ashes to be made into?
biggest-gaudiest-fish: Oh my gosh I can’t believe I got the Cremation question!! My song would have to be: Girls/Girls/Boys by Panic! At the Disco

The Cremation Question by Holosexual Patronus November 18, 2018

The Randy Quaid Suprise 

A very welcome punch to the cunt.

Mom: Hey Nick, how was school.
(Nick punches his mom in the cunt.)
Mom: Yahoo! Thanks for the Randy Quaid Suprise.

The Randy Quaid Suprise by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008