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the creeping crude

A cluster of spreading, oozing, weepy sores that
migrate on skin. The sores are red with yellow
crusts. Thought to be spread by poor hygiene.
It was 1956 in Florida that I first heard this term.
She had the creeping crude on her forearms.
by S. McHugh January 5, 2009
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e-creep

Stalking out woman on websites and being a internet creeper
-Eden, what are you doing over there for so many hours.
-I'm on plentyoffish.com
-O, e-creeping again
by LikeaKing March 4, 2011
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midnight creep

Stop by the bar or club late into the night to see if anyone worth talking to is out and ideally have sex.
I'm gonna roll by the club at 1230 for a midnight creep.
by maxx17 August 30, 2019
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Brief Creep

The occurrence when one puts on a pair of pants and one's briefs or boxer briefs "creeps up" one's leg. It's very uncomfortable to some.
I hate new boxer briefs, I always get brief creep from then. Maybe I should wash them first.
by thesmartestguyeverimserious January 11, 2011
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creeping wizard

When a guy shoots his load all over a girl's (or guy's) chin, and the cum commences to slowly drool down via gravity, and as the white spunk dangles from one's chin, it resembles the well defined facial hair of a wizard.
"Dude what happened with that girl you met from the internet?"

"Oh bro, I blew my wad on her chin, gave her a righteous creeping wizard!"
by thedeu October 25, 2012
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Dog Creep

Dog Creep:
A mild form of non predatory stalking whereby a human stalks a member of the genus Canis (dogs, wolves, foxes) in search of giggles and joy, in attempt to fulfill ones own desires of possessing their own.
"that girl is such a dog creeper"
"lets hangout at the dog park and dog creep"
"can i stroke your pooch? i swear I'm not a dog creep"
"Excuse me why do you have biscuits in your purse? you must be a dog creep!”
by shmee123 June 8, 2014
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Chode creep

The retraction of the penis in the anticipation of using drugs(specifically amphetamines), and the eventual use thereof consequently exacerbating the symptoms.
I'm so excited about doing some drugs that I have a serious case of chode creep.
by Alistaire Weatherby August 26, 2013
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