Testicles

The last place you want to kick a man.

Krystin: Get away from me!

Darryl: Ouch! Why would you kick a man in the testicles? I just wanted to steal your purse.

by Dirty Antwan August 12, 2025

Tentacle Testicular Torsion

A gruesome act where you pay for an octopus you've ordered to eat at an Asian restaurant, and instead decide to undress publicly, allowing the octopus to grip your balls with its tentacle and twist them until they turn purple and blue from lack of blood flow, while also having tentacles attached inside your ass. This is followed by a crowd chanting "Triple T, Triple T, Triple T!" as your balls are ripped off by the octopus, like a game of tether ball where the rope snaps, leaving them hanging only by the tentacles in your ass. Then you proceed to rip the octopus off yourself by swinging your body so fast that the octopus splats against the wall, leaving an ink mark and your two balls. This is finally followed by everyone shouting at once: "Bullseye!!"

Thomas never expected to receive a tentacle testicular torsion!

Laila cheered on Lucas as he started his first tentacle testicular torsion on himself!

by bayharborfartsmella November 8, 2025

Testicle Massage

A technique performed on the testiculi to relieve fatigue in the balls. It provides a feeling of relief for many adult males. This is also an action males perform when they get fidgety. Never shake hands with a ball massager!

I just gave myself a testicle massage, now I am ready to conquer the day!

by Dirty Antwan November 24, 2025

pa-testicles

Another name for testicles, said by only the cool people who watch videos like "OMG Shoes!"

Oh boy! Look at those pa-testicles!

by M Kay March 27, 2008

shrinking testicles

long term affect of drinking alcohol

Angela asked in class how testicles could shrinking AKA shrinking testicles

by XtremeSlayer529 October 23, 2013

Ob-testicle Course

A course with multiple stations, where each station allows for masturbation in different positions. As masturbating in the same position can limit capabilities during sex with a partner, a course improves skills of jerking off at various angles.

Named by Brian Sterling, but conceptualized by Adam Carolla. During Adam’s Podcast in Chicago on Feb 3, 2013, he discussed setting up a course for his son, to ensure he did not end up addicted to the same position every time.

I setup an ob-testicle course in my bedroom. I start at the edge of the bed one day, then move the shower the next day, then over the toilet the third day.

by Sonoma Sterling May 3, 2014

typical testicle

The male version of a basic bitch.

He doesn't have a chance with me! He's such a typical testicle.
Bro...don't be a typical testicle.

by ThingsIJustCantSayOutLoud October 14, 2014