Pop tart thot

Basically a gold digging vsco girl, who ask some boys that likes her for food and ignored them right after.

Pop tart thot: “Hey, can I have that pop tart?”
Boy: “ yeah sure.”
Teacher: “ She’s using you!!!!”

by Class of 2024 Chattahoochee August 25, 2019

Tart

An English fart that smells like shart

Cornelius, did you tart?

by Queendom12 August 31, 2019

Tart

A word that British people (more people aged 30+ and female) use to call someone stupid.

Woman 1: “Gemma tripped on the patio door frame yesterday and smacked her head on the patio tiles”
Woman 2: “What an absolute tart”

by Bi’ish chav September 6, 2019

tart boner

When you get excited walking into a patisserie and notice how sexy the tart section looks.

Oi! put your tart boner away. There’s enough cream in here without you blowing your load!

by Slippy slipper slapper December 12, 2017

tart law

What da Knave of Hearts allegedly broke by filching said plate of tasty pastries.

Tart law prosecution seems kinda pointless; I mean, wouldn't said baked goods have gone pretty stale --- and thus unpalatable --- by da time da Knave was hauled into court over da theft of dem??

by QuacksO April 2, 2020

Tart Wash

Washing only pits and pussy.

Time was of the essence, so she settled for a tart wash.

by Judas Cross March 16, 2020

Tart

A saucy, sassy young woman, who's clever, playful and dresses provocatively. A nubile young temptress.

Woah, that tart shot back the most clever comeback and sexy smile I've ever seen. She won that argument, but I'm not even mad. I WISH I knew her name!

by Fuji Appels May 13, 2020