black-seeded Simpson

May refer to either:
(1) The only variety of lettuce that sugar/salt/meat-'n'-potatoes-loving Homer and Bart can manage to choke down.
(2) Any biological offspring fathered by "The Juice".

According to reference.com, ol' Juicy has had four children... zheeesh, the very thought of that many black-seeded Simpsons running about gives me the willies! Let's just hope none of them ever turn out like their hot-tempered and socially-irresponsible papa, eh?

by QuacksO March 30, 2017

Pax Suedetia

Pax Suedetia (Latin for "Swedish Peace", modelled after Pax Romana) was the period of relative peace between the Great Powers during which the Swedish Empire became the global hegemonic power and adopted the role of a global police force.

Pax Suedetia, Sweden, the eternal empire,

by Selabanantor September 30, 2018

sage suede

Sage Suede is a musician, model and podcast host in Austin Texas. He released his debut album Thicc Juicy Bass in 2020 to critical acclaim, featuring songs with hip hop, pop, edm, reggaeton and baile funk influences. He writes music in several languages, including English, Spanish & Portuguese. He is the host of the podcast Dazzlin Stage Music, which debuts in July 2021.

Sage Suede just performed a show downtown.
I am listening to Sage Suede on Spotify.

by TigerBigs February 1, 2021

dirty sveder

Is when you get an orgasm after seeing the hottest girl in your endless dreams.

*sees a hot girl and gets a boner”
-Oh fuck I just got a dirty Sveder

by Horny porny September 6, 2021

Blue Suede Shoes

Something you ought to not step on. Who knows what Elvis will do to you.

Well it's one for the money, two for the show
Three to get ready, now go, cat, go
But don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes

You can knock me down, step on my face
Slander my name all over the place
Do anything that you want to do
But uh-uh honey, lay off of them shoes
Don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes

(Instrumental)

You can burn my house, steal my car
Drink my liquor from an old fruit-jar
Do anything that you want to do
But uh-uh baby, stay off of my shoes
Don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes

(Instrumental)

Well, it's one for the money, two for the show
Three to get ready, now go, go, go
But don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes

Well it's blue, blue, blue suede shoes

Blue, blue, blue suede shoes (Yeah!)

Blue, blue, blue suede shoes, baby

Blue, blue, blue suede shoes

Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 31, 2022

silver seeder

A derogatory term for a Gleaner combine. The machines are a silver color and the older models tended to put a lot of grain back on the ground which would then grow the next year as s volunteer crop.

You can tell they harvested that field with a silver seeder.

by Juniorcat1999 October 24, 2023

DEEP-SEEDED

The Word Said/Used When Most People Really Mean to Say DEEP-SEATED, Same Meaning We Just All Say It Wrong Cuz Thats What It Should Be...
Meaning DEEPLY INGRAINED or DEEPLY FELT...

She Had Very DEEP-SEEDED Feelings and Traditions When It Came to How She Felt About Marriage...

by KEVIN-27-YEARS May 29, 2024