frog squat

When a woman squats over a man like a frog about to hop and has intercourse with him.

"Later tonight your going to do the frog squat on my dick"

by skydreamland April 13, 2014

Pop a squat

To tell Joe's bitch ass to take a seat to piss.

Hey Joe, instead of pissing on the new heated floor, pop a squat.

by Sal! March 2, 2023

Empty Packet squatting

Noun;

The act of leaving the last three crisps, the last doughnut, the last five mililitres of beer, simply to avoid putting the packet in the bin

Joe: Aww man these crisps have green mold on them!
Tom: Yeah I know dude, you've been empty packet squatting for like 2 weeks!

by kiillrz October 15, 2011

Squat Rocket

The Squat Rocket is a sex position in which the lady drinks laxatives and then squats over the man's face. He then opens his mouth and awaits the lady's bowel movement.

"I'm finna give this man a squat rocket tonight."
"Girl don't pretend you got laxatives."
"I don't need them I ain't taken a shit in a week."
"Yo asshole probably musty as hell"
"The mustier the better"

by FuckedUpToothbrush April 23, 2021

Twat squat

The female version of the teabag

I got him with the twat squat he never saw it coming.

She hit them with a quick zipper and a twat squat for the after action cam.

by Assclap90k November 17, 2023

squat

noun - usually, any low area or object to sit down on, like a designated area on the ground, a tree stump, or a bottom step (stoop). Nowadays, a squat can refer to anything you can sit on, e.g., bench, chair, stool.

verb - the act of sitting down.

noun - If someone leaves their seat, at a night club for example, you might ask, "let me get dis squat?"
noun - If you want a seat next to someone, on a bus for example, you might ask, "can I get dis squat?"

verb - after a long hike in the woods, one might say, "aw man! bump this! I'm about to squat for a few minutes."

by apbt July 6, 2023

Poppa squat

A shot of pineapple juice, lime juice, mint and tequila.

Person 1: Yo what kind of shots are we taking tonight
Person 2: How about poppa squats?

by Tbwaaaa September 29, 2021