findersmitt

German for "the love of the orange cream".
The act of smearing squashed shit between your asscheeks on a surface or body part of another.
Found pleasurable among mormons.
Can i findersmitt all over your face?
by The filthy whisker November 01, 2013
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duck squatting

The act of squatting while exerting fecal matter as a duck or any other water fowl is consuming the raw body fluids.
Man i was duck squatting so hard last night my rectum is swelling.
by The filthy whisker November 01, 2013
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