spunk II

random idiot who likes -----

spunk II: I luv u
smhatuhehe: fk off

by ₳ Ɽ₳₦ĐØ₥ ₳₥Ø₲Ʉ₴ March 9, 2022

spunk rose

When you wank, cum and mop up with some tissues and after they’ve dried they resemble a flowered rose

Please will hide your wanking better Dave, I don’t want to come into the living room every morning to discover your spunk rose on the sofa.

by Jlookeron September 25, 2019

the Bulgarian spunk nugget

When a dog blows it’s green load all over a McDonald’s chicken nugget and makes his owner it it.

My dog gave me the Bulgarian spunk nugget last night.

by Your dads meatballs June 4, 2020

spunk III

An extremely fucking annoying person who moans in their sleep. Extremely lonely

spunk III fell asleep again during class, and was moaning

by ₳ Ɽ₳₦ĐØ₥ ₳₥Ø₲Ʉ₴ March 8, 2022

Spunk buzzard

Jason Hyrniuk. A guy that circles young men awaiting the chance to eat their spunk. (Semen)

Man what’s with jason Hyrniuk being such a spunk buzzard today.

by Ass pirate 22 November 20, 2018

Spunk

A word used as a unit of measurements to define something of a particular small size.

Oh damn, i was one spunk away from getting that kill.

by Spunkytwanter February 22, 2018

Spunk trumpet

A whore who loves recieving semen and rejecting it from their orifices like a bubbling trumpet

Davey Shep was a spunk trumpet he shot sperm all over, in tune may I add

by Dren88 December 23, 2022