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Golf Ball-Sized Crying Sperm

Don't get pregnant because you have a 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance of having a Golf Ball-Sized Crying Sperm.
by Le French Raccoon October 6, 2020
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Scalco Sized

Something very large and made for a large person.
Tom: That's a huge bracelet!
Jack: Ya, it's scalco sized.
by Zoos555 June 13, 2012
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Super sized forehead

Somebody with an extra large forehead.
Opposite of Under sized forehead
Person 1: Look at that forehead!
Person 2: I know right! It´s Super sized forehead!!
The forehead kid: Lemme snatch yo´ forehead!
The kid getting made fun of: Lemme snatch yo search history!
The class: Oh...God......
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Gallon-Sized Jugs

A pair of obscenely large breasts. You can't not see them.
Luke: Holy shit, look at those gallon-sized jugs she got, bro!
Sam: What, who?
Luke: Can you not see them? Dawg, Ashlyn rocks those!
Sam: Luke... That's my girlfriend.
by Saryniae January 7, 2024
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stay sized

another term for stay strapped - or have a gun on you
these mfs stay sized
by dictonaryboy May 27, 2023
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Pant Size

by Gottfather February 27, 2019
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Tucker size

I’m low on chew so only take a tucker size
by Cart boss 2.0 October 8, 2021
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