porn-sized 

Referring to anything of ridiculously large size or proportion. ( i.e. genitial in most adult films )

"That 64oz Big Gulp is huge, but the 96oz is porn-sized"

"Have you seen Buck's hog? It's porn-sized!"

porn-sized by DeezilRam December 6, 2006

Sizemorphic 

1) a software development term used to describe functionality purposely designed to be extraordinarily complex; often characterized by wildly inconsistent/unrepeatable results and an overemphasis on extraneous detail or superfluous information 2) A complex piece of software which generates results that are either irrelevant or could have been obtained by simpler means 3) Anything done with the deliberate intention of perplexing or confusing the reviewer or audience

The sizemorphic application would only allow users to continue if the following conditions were met:
1. The user had been given the proper security access
2. A valid insurance policy number had been entered
3. A blood relative had eaten pineapple within the past two weeks OR yesterday's date ended in a '2'.

Sizemorphic by Mister Nom de Guerre April 21, 2008

sabe sized

A super small thing. Something so small that it is unbelievable that such a product would be produced.

That can is sabe sized, so it's not even worth buying. Lets buy the rob sized one instead!!!

sabe sized by elton kingsley March 13, 2008

California King Sized 

A step above all super sized orders

Would you like that king sized? Nope! California king sized!

California King Sized by Kurtis Franks January 23, 2012

Joe-sized Dump 

1. A monolithic crap of such epic proportion that its aroma has been know to travel far distances, well up to 50 feet and cause co-workers to throw up after catching a whiff.
*named after Joe, one of the technicians who can clear an entire office after taking a crap.

The clients came for a metting yesterday to our offices but after catching one whiff of that Joe-sized dump the receptionist took they left the offices running for their lives.

Joe-sized Dump by btezra October 20, 2005

Prick-Sizer 

The one tooth in a womans mouth that tends to drag on a mans penis.

Hey ho, you got some foreskin on your prick-sizer.

Prick-Sizer by daytripa May 1, 2003

sizemalize 

the way of organizing items by size

The items in the cabinet were sizemalized.

sizemalize by Amy December 31, 2003