Uber Sized

A drunken unit of group measurement indicating that a group is perfectly sized (4) to take a standard Uber without having to either: A: Take out a second mortgage to afford an Uber X Upgrade during peak hours

or
B: Play Russian roulette in hopes that your potential driver is chill with double buckling, and if he/she is, to play human Tetris in the back of a Corolla on the way to the next bar.

e.g. #1: The bad news is that Greg and Nate aren’t going to be able to make it out to the bars with us to anymore because of the 151 shot for shot contest they held earlier. The good news is our group is now Uber Sized.
e.g. #2: We were going to be Uber Sized, but then Mike had to invite that insufferable bitch Karen along.

by Jeef Berky December 29, 2014

sizely

large

Christina: I couldn't even finish two tacos, I'm stuffed!
Johnny: Yeah, they are rather sizely.

by Babbersnabber July 24, 2025

Inclusive-sized

Politically-correct neologism to refer to an obese person.

Normal person: "That fat chick should loose a few pounds--like a few hundred."
PC person, with condescending tone: "a'hem... You mean that inclusive-sized person should loose a few hundred pounds"

by yammerite March 28, 2021

Tucker size

A small dip of chew

I’m low on chew so only take a tucker size

by Cart boss 2.0 October 8, 2021

The Size Of It

Description of penis or ass.

The Size Of It made me want to lick it.

by Kenton Makings October 28, 2018

Lizzo-Sized

Means you about the size of 1 adult Lizzo.

I wanna lose weight by the summer, Been Lizzo-sized since about last year.

by KLtgoat April 6, 2023

Fey-Sized

Verb

any object small enough to easily get lost between crevices and swiped by fairies only to be found in wildly unrelated locations. Examples given: 10mm socket, PC case screws, coins, batteries, marbles, etc.

Hey, please watch out, that's a fey-sized pen spring and I really don't want it lost.

Don't worry man, I'm just gonna-

*twing, out the cracked window!*

...

*CRIES OF ANGUISH*

by the117doctor March 11, 2025