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getting shitty

A euphamism for drinking yourself to the point of blackout.

This word is very popular amoung white trash in Fairbanks, Alaska. If anyone ever uses this slang, run before the methlab in the back of their house blows up.
FbnxTrash1: Hmm its 7:40 A.M. and its Tuesday what should we do?
FbnxTrash2: TIME FER GETTING SHITTY
FbnxTrash3: Awesome! Did I mention I made it this whole winter without wearing a coat?
by Pinion May 3, 2006
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shitricide

Socrates didnt die from hemlock, he died from shitricide.
shitricide is the act of crocheting your ass check forcing bowels to be witheld inside the anal cavity. It was forggotton about until one day in london, man would actually pass out on the golf course, and becuase they wore kilts, the shit would tinkle down their knees, causing skin decay. So golfers would hold in their shits by crocheting their cheeks. THe first man to die was Wiston churchill. in his will he order the act of holding in your shits till death is called shitricide.
oh man, your putt like your shitricidal

haha, if you would have missed that putt, you might as well commit shitricide

=hey where tommy
=oh juan, dont you know he committed shitricide last week
=oh yea mother teresah was watching him play golf and he didnt want to take the chance....
=well thats what we call rolling the brown dice
-poor tommy, in his will he will rememeber shitricide
by john really brown April 30, 2006
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shitty bitch

damn that bop brandes smells like shitty bitch
by count bopula November 1, 2007
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Shitty Weather Day

A cold, rainy day where women are forced to wear no makeup and have their natural hair.

A day where women and men both have thier natural look...no gel, hairspray, makeup, straightened hair, etc.
Damn that girl looks like hell on a shitty weather day.

Oh no! Looks like we're gonna have another shitty weather day.
by Chevi Lovaine February 14, 2012
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shitty

1. Of or resembling shit.

2. Lame, uncool, or otherwise bad.

3. Microsoft Xbox.
by Shinigami August 18, 2003
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get shitty

getting extremly drunk and making an ass of yourself
me and erin get shitty tonight. we were drunk texting and dancing out of control.
by janelle myatt August 2, 2007
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shitty stick

an expression similar to not touching a person of the opposite sex 'with a 10ft barge pole'
a metaphorical stick describing the action of fighting off the advances of another person that is not phsyically attractive.
Drunk man: Hey man, that chick looks hot, go chat her up
Not so drunk man: Are you kidding me?! i wouldn't touch her with a shitty stick
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