Happy plank day

"Happy plank day" is every day. It doesnt really mean anything.

Timmy: Happy plank day!

by ilikeoneshot October 9, 2023

Man Plank

A man plank is when a group of friends embark on a wild adventure in Edinburgh. An adventure that usually ends up with them lying on top of one another in a plank like formation. Erections touching rectums.

Gaz loved the man plank. It was the best time of the year.

by CraigEvansEmbo January 9, 2024

Wooden Plank

The opposite of nimble. Normally this term is used in sports.

Teammate 1: That guy lost the ball as soon as we passed it to him wtf
Teammate 2: Yea don't pass to that wooden plank again

by Radiotrophic Gint April 30, 2024

Siddharth Palanki

One of the greatest humans to ever grace the face of the planet earth. His existence in itself is a blessing to all mere mortals. Everyone who is around him, appreciates his presence. A beacon of laughter and joy, he is the complete human being. He has never let anyone down and never given anyone up. He is perfection.

Siddharth Palanki is perfection

by Skims June 28, 2024

Polly Plankhead

An insult given of a female who one seems doesn't get the 'big picture'.

I have one name for her, Polly Plankhead.

by BlackRose52 December 19, 2024

anal planking

Sticking a rigid item into the ass and then balancing ones entire weight on said item Ones body lays in a traditional horizontal planking stance perpendicular to the anally inserted item to be considered anal planking

"Damn Jimmy! Have you been working out? Your ass looks amazing!"

"Actually I take 15 minutes everyday for anal planking. Clenching the cheeks to keep from being impailed through your rectum is the most effective workout!"

by moosedjelly February 6, 2025

anal planking

Sticking a rigid item into the ass and then balancing ones entire weight on said item Ones body lays in a traditional horizontal planking stance perpendicular to the anally inserted item to be considered anal planking

"Damn Jimmy! Have you been working out? Your ass looks amazing!"

"Actually I take 15 minutes everyday for anal planking. Clenching the cheeks to keep from being impailed through your rectum is the most effective workout!"

by moosedjelly February 6, 2025