anal planking

Sticking a rigid item into the ass and then balancing ones entire weight on said item Ones body lays in a traditional horizontal planking stance perpendicular to the anally inserted item to be considered anal planking
"Damn Jimmy! Have you been working out? Your ass looks amazing!"

"Actually I take 15 minutes everyday for anal planking. Clenching the cheeks to keep from being impailed through your rectum is the most effective workout!"
by moosedjelly February 06, 2025
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anal planking

Sticking a rigid item into the ass and then balancing ones entire weight on said item Ones body lays in a traditional horizontal planking stance perpendicular to the anally inserted item to be considered anal planking
"Damn Jimmy! Have you been working out? Your ass looks amazing!"

"Actually I take 15 minutes everyday for anal planking. Clenching the cheeks to keep from being impailed through your rectum is the most effective workout!"
by moosedjelly February 06, 2025
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Human Zamboni

The act of shoving push broom and floor squeegee handles into the anus and then walking backward to clean the ice between periods of a hockey game
"Want to go to Earl's party Saturday night?"

"Budget cuts to peewee hockey caused Wendell and I to volunteer as the Human Zambonis during the tourney. It takes a village dontcha know."
by moosedjelly February 06, 2025
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