Created in May of 2005 by 'beachfront noob' and 'pancake patrol', The Pancake Patrol is regarded as the greatest HALO clan in the world. In June of 2007, 'beachfront noob' recruited William Jackelson McJimbelson (most commonly known as Billy) to lead the Pancake Patrol at a rape rehab clinic in Saudi Arabia. Billy has lead the Pancake Patrol to an astonishing Team Slayer win percentage of 14% since taking over, previously the Pancake Patrol had never one a game. Since the initial two members of May 2005 membership rates have ballooned to 25,000,000 in the state of Rhode Island alone.
-Billy, quick crouch walk behind me as I run at them with my double popcorn guns blasting.
<Double Kill>
-Pancake Patrol is the coolest. Let's do all of 'em real good.
<Double Kill>
-Pancake Patrol is the coolest. Let's do all of 'em real good.
by beachfront noob March 26, 2008
A sexual move involving two people. One partner lays on their stomach while the other sits bare assed on their back and shits. The shitter must be making contact with their partner creating a pancake shaped stool.
by captain blumpkin butt September 03, 2009
Another word for masturbation.
by Kate Mathers February 24, 2012
When you dress up as a pancake and throw yourself on your partner after drenching them in syrup. HAve fun cleaning that shithe out of your hair.
"i didnt realize u were talking abt the restaurant and i thought 'denny's pancakes' was some sort of sex term"
by cass-sass March 07, 2017
An iPhone Pancake is a falsehood , a bad simulation, something that is either too good to be true or scary, too bad to be true. Or, something that is not what it seems. The description comes from the iPhone ads for the iPhone XS where a planet is depicted on the screen and it looks like a pancake because of the angle of the phone in the picture.
My mom got this email saying she owed the IRS $30,000. I checked it out it was a total iPhone Pancake.
Man, I met what i thought was this super hot girl last night at the Reggie's party, we went to her place and we got naked and she turned out to be a guy! A total iPhone Pancake!
Man, I met what i thought was this super hot girl last night at the Reggie's party, we went to her place and we got naked and she turned out to be a guy! A total iPhone Pancake!
by Torbert October 19, 2018
very objective. (*Also: as ~.) A simile used to describe a high degree of objectivity and reasonableness in the assessment of a product, idea or statement that is neither influenced nor affected by personal feelings or opinions in considering and representing facts.
"This is an incredible report!", Andres exclaimed, holding Lily's completed report on Sub-atomic Quantum Physics in his hand. "You're just saying that to make me feel better," Lily replied, sighing. "What're you talking about? I'm being as objective as a pancake. Seriously," Andres replied.
by TheGiantTitan May 12, 2016
by Soaking69 July 02, 2015