Pancake Penis

When a man's penis is short in length, but long in width, hence a pancake.

Christina: "I wished I never had BJ'd Bill"
Lillian: "Why?"
Christina: "His penis is so pancake penis, I couldn't even get in my mouth!"

by Exo Epic July 5, 2014

japanese pancake

A sexual move involving two people. One partner lays on their stomach while the other sits bare assed on their back and shits. The shitter must be making contact with their partner creating a pancake shaped stool.

Dan gave Nick a japanese pancake and it stuck in his back hair.

by captain blumpkin butt September 3, 2009

Pancake Moon

Drips of pancake batter that cook and form little moons that float around the main pancake.

The drips from the batter formed a little pancake moon around the pancake.

by squinthouse August 25, 2010

Stale Pancake

Someone who is usually fun to hang with but is acting like a pussy and won't be adventurous or take any risks. Like a pancake, usually good but once it's stale it's shit.

Ray: Why didn't Joe want to go cliff jumping with us? He is usually down for that kind of stuff.
Pam: I don't really know, he's being a Stale Pancake though.
Ray: What a pussy...

by ThicccccJuiceBox April 17, 2020

pancake snuggle

step 1: obtain approximately 3 to 5 consensual snugglers, preferably all sexually attracted to each other or in a poly amorous kinship network.
step 2: lie flat on each other, as if you were a pancake stack.
step 3: add syrup

Yo, yo guys up for a pancake snuggle later?
No, sorry, I'm allergic to syrup.

by charkbate3 December 28, 2013

reverse pancake

A method of wrestling-like slamming which involves taking your opponent already on the ground and flattening them with your back like a spatula would to a pancake. Also deriving its name from the move NFL offensive tackle Orlando Pace would perform to opposing linebackers, the pancake block, but reverse

A: Yo, you seen dat Bernie Mac thing from the Bernie Mac show?
B: The one where he does the reverse pancake at the store over a box of cereal?
A: Yeeeeeeah.

by goosemcallister May 1, 2021

satan’s pancake

When you eat too much spicy food and just before you poop, you squeeze your butt cheeks together so that it comes out flat and fiery.

I ate a ton of peppers and created three separate Satan’s Pancakes out of my asshole.

by Echowood August 30, 2018