Definitions by ImADreamer
Tax Vampire
A tax vampire is an individual or entity that either: holds a current government position, has in the past, or merely through vampiric subversion preys on public officials: by, in which, siphons hard working tax payer money into personal funds through shell companies or foundations. Providing salaries for close confidants, lavish weddings for their vampire children, expensive vampire hot dog parties, up to but not excluding, vampire hot-war.
"I'M SICK AND TIRED OF GIVING MY MONEY TO THESE TAX VAMPIRES!!!!!!"
"1.99% PROPERTY TAX!??!?!! WHO ARE THESE TAX VAMPIRES!??!?! WHERE DOES IT ALL GO?!!??!
"1.99% PROPERTY TAX!??!?!! WHO ARE THESE TAX VAMPIRES!??!?! WHERE DOES IT ALL GO?!!??!
Tax Vampire by ImADreamer June 27, 2026
pancake special
n - Pancake Special
A Pancake Special is a deal at a family restaurant in which the pancakes are either ENDLESS, or very cheap. Subsequently this brings people into disgusting restaurants like IHOP and Denny's.
n / v - pancake special
A Pancake special is the eccentric use of male semen to emulate butter in an erotic situation. Usually strategically placed between the gluteal muscles of the recipient. Then the fatty tissue around the glutes is slapped back in forth as to help MELT the butter, and or SPREAD the special sauce. However, this verb is also applicable to those with morbid obesity and their Panniculus, also known as fat rolls. Spread it here, there, enjoy it everywhere.
A Pancake Special is a deal at a family restaurant in which the pancakes are either ENDLESS, or very cheap. Subsequently this brings people into disgusting restaurants like IHOP and Denny's.
n / v - pancake special
A Pancake special is the eccentric use of male semen to emulate butter in an erotic situation. Usually strategically placed between the gluteal muscles of the recipient. Then the fatty tissue around the glutes is slapped back in forth as to help MELT the butter, and or SPREAD the special sauce. However, this verb is also applicable to those with morbid obesity and their Panniculus, also known as fat rolls. Spread it here, there, enjoy it everywhere.
Definition 1 N -
Persons 1: Hey did you go to the IHOP pancake special? I texted you about it.
Persons 2: Actually no, IHOP is fucking disgusting. I would rather eat rubber.
Definition 2 N -
Friend 1: My and my boyfriend are going to give this new thing called pancake special a try tonight in the, you know...
Friend 2: What is the world is a pancake special?
Friend 1: Well, you see right when he is about to cum, he pulls out and -
Friend 2: Fuck you, I don't want to know another really crazy over-the-top urban dictionary euphemism for experimental erotic gratification.
V -
Friend 1: I pancake special-ed my girlfriend last night, we tried under her muffin-top this time.
Friend 2: You... Sick.. Fuck...
Persons 1: Hey did you go to the IHOP pancake special? I texted you about it.
Persons 2: Actually no, IHOP is fucking disgusting. I would rather eat rubber.
Definition 2 N -
Friend 1: My and my boyfriend are going to give this new thing called pancake special a try tonight in the, you know...
Friend 2: What is the world is a pancake special?
Friend 1: Well, you see right when he is about to cum, he pulls out and -
Friend 2: Fuck you, I don't want to know another really crazy over-the-top urban dictionary euphemism for experimental erotic gratification.
V -
Friend 1: I pancake special-ed my girlfriend last night, we tried under her muffin-top this time.
Friend 2: You... Sick.. Fuck...
pancake special by ImADreamer October 16, 2014