noob error

Useful phrase for when someone succumbs to a very stupid mistake, instantly granting them the status of a noob

Also commonly used with the adjective frikken to make clear the overall extent of how noobish the error was.

Person #1 - "My car won't start"
Person #2 - "That's because your auto transmission is in drive. What a frikken noob error!"

by =JK= April 4, 2010

Semi Noob

Knows a little, not a lot, because it's all still a little new.

Yeah...Yeah i know... well erm sort of...just show me again. I am a semi noob you see.

by A Semi Noob October 22, 2011

noob tube

The M203 rifle mounted grenade launcher used by newcomers to the videogame Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare, specifically its online multiplayer. while requiring no skill or effort, this weapon also barely hurts the user while completely obliterating any who get in its path. This is seen as a cheap weapon only acceptable for use by the worst of players at this particular game.

"Wow he is like a level fifty five and he still uses that cheap-ass noob tube!"

by Michael Snider aka XxGODAPOLLOxX April 15, 2008

Ghost Noob

Ghost Noob is a person who never follows team and always feeds in League of Legends

- Is that zed going to help in the team fight
-No, He's a ghost noob

by the Mage Magician May 21, 2019

Noob Hunter

A person who hunts noobs at night and kills them online. They mostly appear in online shootinh games

Jagwirepaw:I am Jagwirepaw, proud Noob Hunter of the Desert

by Jagwirepaw July 15, 2010

noob stalker

1. A weido / extremely uncool person who consistantly likes and comments on all or majority of your facebook photos or posts when you clearly don't want them to.

Hot Chick:
O.M.G! Today I went to the mall with my BBF, and we bought supppppperrrr cute matching shirts! Be jealous!

xXhardcoremathnerdxX likes this

xXhardcoremathnerdxX:
bring me with you next time ladiess.<33 XOXOXOX

Hot Chick: ugh omg he's such a noob stalker, gtfo!

by lolwtfjulia October 7, 2011

noob light

when a noob becomes good in a second

man your a noob light

by ma dude bra May 16, 2019