It’s Not Netflix

A general response to why something isn’t done. Inspired by people who ignore normal adult responsibilities in favor of binging Netflix, or other streaming, content.

Bob: Why hasn’t Karen salted the driveway at all this winter? The snow and ice would be totally gone if she had!
Alice: Well, you know, It’s Not Netflix

by BinaryHackerMan February 8, 2021

Netflix Voice/Accent

The accent you here when a character (usually in a Netflix original series) makes the line more elongated (unusual) and non-realistic

Tara: Quint, your dad is dead.
Quint: (in Netflix voice/accent) What? What do you mean?

by BelacoLikesChaika May 3, 2024

Netflix broke up

when someone significant to you tells you they are not going to watch a Netflix series with you anymore.

e were watching series of Unfortunate events together loving it having a great time comparing the books reviewed the casting choices, loving the tone and comparing our imaginations from when we read the book. then she got busy I got busy, it wasn't a weekly thing anymore. Things started to fade but the fun memories were still there and we have only got the Aunt Josephine part.

Last week, She told me she was gonna start watching it with some else. Netflix broke up

by go fishy go June 18, 2018

Netflix

Just use anything else than Netflix. I mean look at Tall Girl.

I fucking hate Netflix. Its too overrated.

by JayYayIdiot January 26, 2023

Netflix

The reason Hunter Ward from Winslow is fat and single

Friend:Hey want to watch Netflix?
Other Friend:No i don’t want to be like Hunter Ward

by Hunter loves Lili March 23, 2019

Pull a Netflix

Starting something, especially to get people to look, with no plan on finishing it.

Yeah, you don't want to pull a Netflix!

by ElrondHubbard42 December 11, 2021

Netflix and Swill

Get shitface drunk and binge-watch a bunch of bullshit shows on Netflix.

Imma Netflix and Swill with a bottle of Jack and a season of Too Hot To Handle.

by FeelLuckyPunk May 11, 2022