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n00bitute

"That was the worst blowjob ever, n00bitute."
by Phreeball January 7, 2009
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n00btard

a hybrid of noob(n00b) and tard (short for retard), sometimes also spelled "noobtard".
used to describe someone's whose idiocy, inexperience, or naivete caused them to act like a retard.
"wow. what a n00btard. he knew we were gonna hang out and he still got himself grounded by fighting with his parents."
by trustlessxheart October 22, 2008
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N00BTron

a high level n00b that is so n00bish that it is robotic; an automatic n00b
U suck at madden u fucking n00btron
by smiley-byrd February 17, 2009
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n00bocketed

To get blown up by a bazooka or rocket launcher on a videogame.
I just n00bocketed that bitch!
by Fireain March 28, 2009
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n00bwave

n. A phenomenon characterised by a sudden and immense flood of enthusiasm for a fandom or character that had previously been a fringe interest, beloved only to few. This is generally caused by the original material being adapted or remade for the big screen, usually in a blockbuster format.

N00bwave flooding is intensely disliked by previous fans of the fandom, because it disregards the years of loyalty towards it in favour of a superficial, hormonally-charged and often angst-fic-sodden adoration.
Examples include the Joker, as rebooted in The Dark Knight, and the cast of Star Trek in the 2009 'prequel'.

Geek: Oh man, I was just browsing the forums, and there's another bunch of fanart of emo-Spock crying with some red-shirt Mary Sue.

Geekette: Oh ferfuksake... freaking n00bwave.
by Farthingale May 15, 2009
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n00btr00p3r

1) the most common type of n00b, usually meaningless.
2) A n00b that tries to take over a website. The n00b, from the second he registers at the blog, will spam up every possible topic on the site. When he is banned, he will simply hack the system or make a new account on a different computer.
1) 1337: he he he dat n00btr00p3r is gonna gte pwned wen i send him 2 dis website. LololokLlo he is so exspednable

2) moderator: Oh god. There's a whole army of n00b tr00p3rs from "lolollirteh1337.com" trying to take over our site! Get the n00b-police! We're taking them down with us!
by n00bpopo November 30, 2009
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n00ballistic

openly nooblar or possessing subnormal intelligence.
Yo, Bill went n00ballistic with Ye, especially when his mom n00bed him.
by Big-E November 6, 2003
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