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Muddy Taco 

Buy yourself a can of chewing tobacco. Doesn't matter what kind. Copenhagen, grizzly, or (gay fruity) skoal. Then slap a nasty lovely dip in your lip and proceed to eat a sweet lookin coochie. As in oral sex.
White male: "Woman! Imma give you a muddy taco once I get in there!"

White male's Wife: "My lip (vaginal lip) is still buzzing from last time!"
Muddy Taco by thatniggakidkenny September 30, 2014

Muddy Geyser 

This is when you cook for your girlfriend or wife and lace her food with a shitload of laxatives. Your then having anal sex with her and as your about to cum you punch her in the stomach as hard as you can. You cum in her ass then hold on for dear life with your cock still in her ass while her stomach just rumbles. You pull out last second and her ass then erupts violently covering the room in cum and feces.
My wife pissed me off on valentine's day so I cooked her dinner and gave her a muddy geyser.
Muddy Geyser by Deuce Master December 1, 2014

Muddy Sausage 

A "Muddy Sausage" is having anal sex and the penis has shit on it.
"I've got a Muddy Sausage!"
Muddy Sausage by Edgyboiii August 29, 2016

Mundian To Bach ke 

An indian song made in 1998 by Panjabi MC It is although very bad, but in a way it's the best song that ever been made.

Whilst listening to this song, you will most likely don't understand a word, but you will have empathy for the people around you. The song is simply powerful.
Random guy: Have you heard Mundian To Bach Ke?!
Random guy2: Yeah, it's totally awesome!

muddy butt duck walk 

This is a shameful act that only happens in desperation when you are home alone and have completely run out of toilet paper. With your pants around your ankles, squat walking, and your hands spreading the butt cheeks so you don't smear shit everywhere, you walk this way to your roommates bathroom to finish the job.
Greg had to do the muddy butt duck walk to my bathroom to get more toilet paper.

Mandystewart

Mandystewart is a loyal wife, she’s beautiful blonde hair , blue eyed & sun kissed. She will put her Man first, she’s amazing, classy & a little smartassy. Keep your hands off her man.
Joe:who’s the blonde you have with you?” Antonio: “oh she’s definitely Mandystewart get you one she’s a keeper”
Mandystewart by Mandys April 14, 2019