4 definitions by Deuce Master
This is when you cook for your girlfriend or wife and lace her food with a shitload of laxatives. Your then having anal sex with her and as your about to cum you punch her in the stomach as hard as you can. You cum in her ass then hold on for dear life with your cock still in her ass while her stomach just rumbles. You pull out last second and her ass then erupts violently covering the room in cum and feces.
by Deuce Master December 1, 2014
The act of having sex with a girl while on her period with no condom. As the man is about to ejaculate he pulls out and blows his man juice all over the girl's bloody vagina. Therefore giving the image of shrimp parm.
by Deuce Master December 1, 2014
A flying creature whose one wing span is the size of a large house. It has big red swollen lips. If you look carefully when it's flying youll see a red head guy on it. Its cry is "Deuce Deuce Deuce"
That deuce dragon is ugly
by Deuce Master February 17, 2005
1. Closing the door after dropping a deuce in order to keep the stank in for the next person.
2. Pulling the covers over your partners head after accidentally dropping a deuce in bed.
2. Pulling the covers over your partners head after accidentally dropping a deuce in bed.
1. Some asshole left me a deuce oven in the staff washroom. I almost passed out from that stank!
2. I'll be back in a few minutes ladies. I'm gonna go make you a deuce oven.
3. That deuce oven was so hot you could bake cookies in there!
4. Smell this Bitch! DEUCE OVEN!
2. I'll be back in a few minutes ladies. I'm gonna go make you a deuce oven.
3. That deuce oven was so hot you could bake cookies in there!
4. Smell this Bitch! DEUCE OVEN!
by Deuce Master April 14, 2014