mustard hands

When you eat a meat sandwich and your hand begin smelling like mustard and meat.

Damn bro I got mustard hands.

by Garshy June 26, 2020

Muntard

to have a bad day

Rob: hey mate, how was your day?
Kyle: yeah look mate, it was a bit of a muntard

by Elijahenthusiast October 4, 2020

Mustard Tits

A condition in the southeastern region of the United States where a woman’s breasts have been marinating all day in the summer heat and humidity, followed by her significant other motor boating her chesticles only to result in a pungent explosion upon the taste buds.

I didn’t realize Ashley had been working outside all day when she ambushed me with her mustard tits and I choked on my own vomit.

by HawkMech81 December 1, 2020

Mustard Footlong

oh boy boy
hot a dog beats and weanie steamy nothing hot
mustard footlong up little dingle stadium oughta a this dong jazz
is good weaner now lookin a that

Who asked? Mustard Footlong didn't.

by anonymous December 18, 2020

mustard cream

When you hit that millionth nut and get that holy nut(A.K.A gold nut).

Bro, I Mustard Creamed all over your sister.

by Porn_Nut December 26, 2020

Mustard gas

When you shart yellow.

Yesterday I had chinese for dinner. Now I have mustard gas.

by Redhead the Irishman March 3, 2021

Mustard

What kids and teenagers never eat or consume anymore, especially not yellow or brown mustard.

Today’s youth hates mustard, except maybe honey mustard sauce which doesn’t actually deserve to be called mustard anyway.

by Weathercaster1021 March 13, 2021