Merch

To merch something is to take it as your own, put your name on it, claim responsibility, or rep something. Like a street trademark. Making a claim or backing one.

“Thats his girl? Im gonna merch that”
“All this money? I merch that”
“What i merch, thats mine”
“On me, i merch that”
“Ive been with the same shit, same block i merch”

by TBlu November 7, 2025

wax merchant

Somebody who waxes (mastubates) alot and other people for a price.

michael is such a wax merchant, and he only charges 19.95

by GM September 10, 2003

Holla Merchant

Someone who is too cool for School.

"Look, there's Sam Prior, he's such a Holla Merchant

by DnBsoldier July 19, 2009

Greg Marschall

A Beastly guy

Dude , hes awesome

yea hes greg Marschall

by Mr.Man123456789 February 22, 2010

rant merchant

A person who is prolific at dishing out his own passionate opinions, whether they be requested or not. An opinion from a rant merchant is always correct.

"That guy's got an opinion on everything.."
"I know, he's a right bloody rant merchant."
"Always right though..."

by RantMerchant October 26, 2009

Fudge Merchant

One who sell's or deals in the supply of fudge.

However similar to the that of the Homosexual term of "Fudge-Packer" and it means one who indulges in Homosexual acts. Also know as "Lad Central".

I met Charlie Eldeing last night he was a right Fudge Merchant.

by OTFB March 21, 2010

Gravy Merchant

A peddler of nonsense

"Pfft, Percy Shelley. What a gravy merchant".

by wordsinabox December 10, 2010