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Boyfriend lie

A lie that a boyfriend will tell his girlfriend to make her feel better about herself
A lie that gets him out of trouble with his girl
Girlfriend: Do these pants make my butt look big?

Boyfriend: No baby they're fine

Girlfriend: For real? Or is that just a boyfriend lie?
Boyfriend lie by Twinklenose February 13, 2012
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the lie is cast 

A lie has been told and all that can now be done is to see if it is found out. A play on the expression "the die is cast".
Should we go over the stories we told dad about where we were last night?

Nah, there's nothing we can do now; the lie is cast.

Armstrong Lie 

A lie large enough that when caught, it'll bite you in the testicle.
I just caught my brother in an Armstrong Lie while he was sleeping with my wife.
Armstrong Lie by DB Beej July 17, 2014

Fluffer lie 

A lie told by a man to try throw a woman off the mother lie that is coming. It is often completely ridiculous and does nothing but make the woman even more aware that the man is lying.
The weak fluffer lie that he told about how he might get called into work, told her what she already knew.
Fluffer lie by PixiePiper November 30, 2016

Declan Lie 

A lie that is typically very absurd, but very obviously a lie.
He said he beat battle-toads on his first try, it's obviously a Declan lie.
Declan Lie by californiagirl33 December 7, 2016

Lakepony Lie

A lakepony lie is a motiveless, mostly innocuous lie told for no reason other than to amuse the liar or liars.
“Haha, I told Betty that Joe Pesci was my uncle, but it was just a lakepony lie.”

“You’ve heard of seahorses, but have you heard of their carnivorous, freshwater cousins lakeponies? “

“Can you believe Gordon totally bought that lakepony lie about peeing on his socks for good luck?!”
Lakepony Lie by SweetTooth June 5, 2018