Late

Ken

Ken was late again

by KenIsLate June 28, 2022

late crime

When you are so egregiously late for an appointment or event that it is considered criminal.

Patient: Hello, I'm Jack. I'm here for my teeth cleaning appointment.

Dental Receptionist: Your appointment was at 8:00 AM. It is now 4:56 PM. You have committed a late crime. I'm calling the police.

by Jack Atrophy August 9, 2022

late.

bay area for "I gotta go. Fuck you." Generally used when you're out of fucks to give or want to save brain space for other shit.

Text message from boyfriend from 5 years ago: "Hi, you've been in my thoughts a lot lately. Listening to Fleet Foxes atm. Figured I'd drop you a line. Hope this message finds you well! Love, --boy--"
you: "sorry it took so long to respond, but I think you're a spineless asshole. late."

by vjel October 10, 2022

late night dehydration

Those times where you randomly wake up at 2-3:30 AM dehydrated as fuck and you get a cup of water and it’s the most refreshing water you’ve ever had in your life. Once you get those first few sips u really get going with gulping that shit down.

Bro 1: Dude I had the absolute best late night dehydration ever last night!

Bro 2: Bro, really‽

Bro 1: Yeah bro, that shit tasted so good

Bro 1 and bro 2 dap each other up in the manliest manly manner known to the manliest men of all man

by Craig Burns March 28, 2020

addiction to staying up late

this person would rather stay up all night watching tiktok or youtube than go to bed. this person gets no sleep and is addicted to their phone. if you don’t do this you are either homeschooled, left handed, or a ginger.

my senpai has an addiction to staying up late.

by daddytigger October 20, 2023

late night hygiene

eating healthy foods late at night to make up for eating lots of other unhealthy foods throughout the day

My late night hygiene consists of apple slices and a glass of milk.

by Taco_G_ May 25, 2016

medicine you digest so well lately

A negative social habit one has recently acquired

Mom: Lester stop interrupting, it's rude.

Son: what's wrong with it? You don't have anything meaningful to say to people of our generation.

Mom: I don't like this new medicine you digest so well lately. improve your vocabulary and speak to me comme du monde.

by Sexydimma May 27, 2021