Sky Jacking

The act of giving and/or recieving a handjob while skydiving out of a plane or any other form of aircraft.

My wife was Sky Jacking me when we were on are honeymoon.

by RVDbobo January 4, 2011

jacking off

Sticking my fingers in and out of my sexy pussy

do u wanna help me jack off?

by Snakes November 22, 2003

car jacking

act perpetrated by a law enforcement professional, while on duty, involving a uniformed officer, a car, a penis and some innocent bystanders... and of course masturbation.

example...
I saw officer smith car jacking across the street from a women's fitness center this morning, noone was injured except his pride.

Actual real news story:

NEWPORT - Sgt. D____ S____, 43, of the Newport Police Department was fired Thursday after he allegedly exposed himself to two women while on duty in his patrol car on Monday.

Smith was allegedly seen masturbating himself while behind the wheel in the police car parked next to a hair salon.

by sxxs September 24, 2010

JackMayOffer

to masturbate.
Jack me off.

JackMayOffer took the day off from work today.

by lola13 July 7, 2005

Jackin' Around

Fooling around, if your name is Jack

Your just minding your own business when someone yells "Stop Jackin' Around"

by JS95 December 10, 2009

jackie hite

gorgeous, smart, intellegent, female who will always be the keeper of my heart. whether or not she knows is irrelevant.

word, i think her name is jackie hite. she'll likely go through life being underappreciated...

by lamby lu September 29, 2010

Jackie and Jeffrey

The perfect couple of a sophmore and freshman. They are both soo attractive and sexy that everyone is jealous. They both love each other a lot. The Jeffrey really really likes the Jackie and would do anything for her. The Jackie is incredibly beautiful.

I wish we were a Jackie and Jeffrey

by Jeremy John March 17, 2012