long beach island 

the fuckin mecca of all its the zion of the shores. this place has everything specially beach haven "the queen city" good shit goes down in here. first off the surf....holyoake....is good i rep my hood though down at belvoir. Next schooners warf (the thing the other kid who wrote on the lbizzle said) it pretty much sucks cept for some parts too many fuckin new york fuckin wiggers who think they are tough shit. and way too many new york acsent skanky bitches who have prolly been penetrated by these wiggers. barrys is the good food place....good people good place. LBI is just a great place when you find girls who are hot they are amazing...hot and cool as hell not like those nyc girlies. this beach beats out all the other "shores" like avalon, oc, stone harbour and Atlantic city

hey you wanna go to the shore

sure where

stone harbour

fuck that shit i go to the realest
illest long bizzle

o can i come

first you have to take off the sean john u wigg

ok ill do anything to go to lbi

thats what i thought

long beach island by jah March 31, 2005

Long Island Apple Soup 

Comes the fall weather, you go out with your family for a day of apple picking. While you're picking apples to make pies, you decide to eat several large apples. When you get home it is then when you realize your asshole is about to open widely and you literally shit a soup consisting of large chunks of apples.

Hey mom, don't worry about making dinner tonight, I just made Long Island Apple Soup in the bowl.

Long Island Apple Soup by Lil J Flip December 9, 2011

Staten Island

Very segregated. Very few from the North will venture out to the South and vice versa. The mall acts an an epicenter for the two. The South is mostly White and the North is all the other ethnicity with a few in the middle.

Out of all the places in NY, I feel this is the most racist area I've ever been. Unbearable rude, spoiled, narrow minded, stuck up people. Everyone I've met has the same attitude and manners as Jersey Shore, slightly calmer.

It is a very closed off area, you only see residents on staten island. No one from other boroughs of NY.

Everyone that wants to fit in wear North Face, the black puffy ugly jacket. Parking is good but if you park in front of someone's house they will curse you out. Even though they have a corner house and a double driveway.

South Shore is deserted you will not meet people walking around. If you do, you don't want to be associated with them.

Public transportation is HORRIBLE. A commute to midtown, ny can be almost 2hrs one way!!!

Staten Island:

"I wear North Face, so I'm going to act conceded"

"Don't you dare park your car in front of my house, even though that spot is considered public and I do not own it. Even though it is common elsewhere in NY."

"I'm going to make racist comments to the minorities because they are clearly out numbered by living here."

"How did the bottom of your car get so scratched up?!?"
"That's normal, a pothole is the same size as the tire."

Staten Island by Sybec April 27, 2012

West Point Island 

Located in Lavallette, NJ, which is the 8th best town to live in. Everyone here is rich...and probably richer than you. A smaller, more exclusive and private version of Mantoloking, very secluded. No one can afford house's or property here pretty much except the people who already live here. If you do under 25 m.p.h. to stare at all the mansions your probably a benny and wish you lived here. 98% of everyone who lives here is in the Lavallette Yacht Club and the West Point Island Civic Association. Majority of the population here: Italian. Wild parties and people who like to drink; one of the best places to be at the "jersey shore" as benny's refer to it. Close to Seaside but far enough away at the same time. Safest community out there. Quietest place on Earth during the winter. Everyone knows each other here so don't pretend like you fit in. Joe Pesci from Goodfellas/My Cousin Vinny lives here...enough said.

"I live on West Point Island
-Isn't everyone loaded there?
Yes."

West Point Island by jerseyg1rl May 9, 2011

short Island 

Ghetto mixed drink, contains many but not all ingredients of a long island ice tea.

Q. Can you make me a long island?
A. No I can make you a short island.

short Island by aleue June 19, 2010

Dick island 

An metaphorical place in which all fuckboys are placed

Dick island is being overpopulated by Julian, Anthony, And Eddie.

Dick island by Tata08 April 21, 2015

Boner Island

A man when he sees an attractive figure of the opposite sex

You are now entering boner island!
Hey, how would you like to come visit my island?!

Boner Island by JesusK5609 July 6, 2016