Instacartian

Any Instacart employee, or people who use Instacart on a regular basis.

Instacartians never pick good produce for my order.

by YouNeedABreathMint January 4, 2022

instagram

the worst social media in the world

son:can I use instagram
dad:u will kill ur self don'tuse it

by mark reptileberg January 23, 2022

instagram user povified

in love w samti3r !

person 1: hey i think i like instagram user povified!

person 2: instagram user povified is absolutely in love w instagram user samti3r, you dont have a chance!

by samti3r February 7, 2022

Instagram Bitch

An Instagram bitch has an unreal lifestyle as they pretend to be famous. There Instagram contains nothing but selfies, expensive drinks and food, and photos from that one beach vacation she took. She might even go as far as staging photos or candids. They'll pretend they party every day and always have something exciting going on to hide the fact High School is over and no one gives a shit about them anymore and they have no real friends or skills.

Maddy is such an Instagram bitch. We all know she's at home doing nothing and not on a yacht with Elon Musk.

by Junkyard Pirate February 8, 2022

instagrammability

the potential power from creating something visually appealing in a way that is suitable for being photographed for posting on the social media application Instagram.

**example - they built an instagrammable shop front display to attract customers

"the instagrammability of his shop front put the whole town on the map!"

by PodSocial February 15, 2022

instagrammability

the appeal from building something physical that is deemed 'instagrammable'

the instagrammability of the town made it a popular destination...

by PodSocial February 17, 2022

Instagrammer-Scammer

Scam/con artist who finds targets/victims through social media, or a person who acts like, or looks like one.

Being a woman I hadn’t been called ‘handsome’ since the summer of 1851. So I was intrigued by his message request and clear appreciation for Neoclassics. It wasn’t long before I reluctantly realized this ‘mail-shot to the heart’. He wasn’t interested, but another broke Instagrammer-scammer blindly broad-targeting for a sugar-daddy.

by Bee Sixx March 17, 2022