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Bros before hoes

The thought that first started morality when in prehistoric times a guy first thought , " bros before hoes".
Guy 1 : What do you think about her?
But 2 : bros before hoes.
by Bro 2012 December 27, 2021
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You have to pack a few Adrians before you get a Alisson

You have to get with a few ugly/average person before you can get with the best of the best most attractive ones

The term relates to the packing of a player on ultimate Fifa with adrian being a much worse rating then Alisson and Alisson being the best of the best.
“Hey man I kissed this really bad looking girl last night my game is soo off”
Remember what I said bro you have to pack a few adrians before you get a alisson”
by Alissonbeckerthegoat May 25, 2022
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the before christmas eve thread

the before christmas eve thread is a 4chan thread/post on the board /g/ where the moderators of 4chan played around with their powers and impressed the anons

many have speculated that the person behind the thread was moot, the creator of the site
anon1: bro did you see the before christmas eve thread?
anon2: yeah and it was really cool!
by A random /pol/tard December 24, 2020
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Octavia Loreno Spencer <Cthulhu> Needs To Be Cthulhu {Therapistu}For Leviathan <Salma Hayek> Before 04/05/2025
Octavia Loreno Spencer <Cthulhu> Needs To Be Cthulhu {Therapistu}For Leviathan <Salma Hayek> Before 04/05/2025
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life flashed before their eyes

When certain people are so scared of death that they forget what death is and just remember everything they loved. Eventually they will die because they didn't pay attention to themselves bleeding out or their cancer
Junko Furuta's life flashed before her eyes before ultimately dying of blood loss
Most peoples life flashed before their eyes before dying
by igotitallHANDLED May 20, 2022
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Fix your own life before doing anything abstract

"Stay trapped in your solipsistic sphere of influence so I can wield the horde at my discretion and influence politicians and public policies even though I'm a charlatan who had a mental breakdown after obfuscating whether or not I believed in God and publicly denied a plea for help and a genius deconstructed my propositional ethic and demonstrated publicly that I'm full of shit" ~ Dr. Jordan Benazir Peterson
Dr. JeepJorp "Fix your own life before doing anything abstract."

Hym "Nothing to fix. The only thing wrong with my life is that I'm not being given the credit I'm due. And that's a matter of other people violating the tenets of THEIR propositional ethic to deny me."
by Hym Iam August 18, 2023
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thots before cocks

like "chicks before dicks" but better... female version of "hoes before bros"
"I'm sorry babe, I'm going out with my girls tonight. You know, thots before cocks!"
her bae: ...
by KatieWonder113 April 23, 2017
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