Helen Keller

When a girl is passed out, she might as well be deaf and blind, and then you masturbate on her.

MBC was passed out on her bed from a long day of drinking and big luv came into the room and gave her the helen keller!!

by Big Luv and Happy March 2, 2008

Helen Clark

1. The current Prime Minister of New Zealand, a group of islands in the Pacific. She is the first female Prime Minister to be voted into office in New Zealand. A good leader who runs New Zealand very well.

"It is amazing how trivial the things are that some
people will get their knickers in a knot about"

by Kip Stevens December 18, 2003

helecopter

Often done at a party, or concert; If you feel like vomiting, try to position yourself in the centre of a crowed, and then spin around. This will ensure maximum coverage, when you up-chuck.

Billy: "Man that concert last night was rocking"
Sam: "Yea it was pritty fly, until I got hit by a helecopter"

by Apollo2288 September 4, 2008

Helen

the most bitchiest and evil person you will ever meet, she's out to destroy your life yo

Bruuh Helen is coming, quick dont say anything
fuck that bro, i aint making eye contact

by donttrymebitch May 13, 2019

Helen Keller

A sexual position, involving a minimum of 5 people (4 of which are men), where each man chooses an eye or ear. Then they ejaculate in each eye and ear, causing the semen recipient be deaf, blind, "dumb", and covered in semen. Just like Helen Keller.

My mom is in town. Round up the bros! We're gonna Helen Keller this bitch!

by inthePoopShoot March 30, 2009

Helena Love

1. Really dirty and possibly forbidden sex acts that you are eager to try, but can't speak about directly because a literal description sounds way too awkward or embarrassing. Can also be used as a noun inferring that you would like to perform those dirty acts upon it.

I know you've been thinking about putting it in my sweet Helena Love. It's ok baby, I want it too.

by Altre November 20, 2013

high-heeled groin

A high-heeled groin is when a man gets kicked so hard in his schlong-arena that the high-heeled shoe of his assailant may be left behind. This results in a protruding heel which gives the appearance of having a groin which could work as an additional foot.

"Do you have a high-heeled groin or are you just pleased to see me?"
"I really shouldn't have said she looked fat in that dress, I think I have a high-heeled groin after last night."

by JellySnake February 10, 2014