1 definition by inthePoopShoot

Helen Keller

A sexual position, involving a minimum of 5 people (4 of which are men), where each man chooses an eye or ear. Then they ejaculate in each eye and ear, causing the semen recipient be deaf, blind, "dumb", and covered in semen. Just like Helen Keller.

My mom is in town. Round up the bros! We're gonna Helen Keller this bitch!

by inthePoopShoot November 16, 2008