Google Hammer

A web page that is actually 2 guys f***ing each other up the ass and counting how many times the guy's dick spins. FOR QUEERS ONLY

"Hey man check out Google Hammer. It's soooo much better than Normal Google"
"Yeah, Sure man"
looks up Google Hammer
"Eww man that's disgusting!"
"Lol"

by Moose6969 May 1, 2009

PANTS HAMMER

One of the many nouns used to describe the male reproductive organ.
Also known as: What your mom was munching on last night.

"Wow, I'd like to give his mom a pound with my pants hammer!"

by E. Nigma June 10, 2007

Trojan War Hammer

The act of placing ones erect phalice over the forehead of ones partner, extending from the top of the forehead past the tip of the nose (hopefully). Thus mimicking the old helmuts used by Trojans warriors.

A Trojan War Hammer, if done correctly, can result in a simultaneous teabagging.

by Nick Straughan June 20, 2006

hammer rail

Doing a rail of cocaine off someone's hammer

This chick just did a rail off my cock. It was a sweet hammer rail!

by zerothdimension August 30, 2013

dropping the hammer

The act of fucking a girl really hard with brute force.

Sorry I missed your call, Joyce and I were in the bed. I was dropping the hammer.

by the true definition April 9, 2015

Sand Hammer

When someone drops a deuce on the beach

WILLY! you did not just sand hammer under that chicks towel, did you?

by Big Nation March 27, 2003

Dude Hammer

A Cock, penis, schlong, dick, etc.

You get the point.

by Matthew January 20, 2004