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greasy granny

A greasy granny is where you coat your tongue in Icy-Hot and then give someone a rim job or oral sex.
Yesterday i gave the old mrs. henderson the juiciest greasy granny i've given anyone.
by M. Fishel April 8, 2009
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grannyhoe

old wonem in her 40's or 50's or 60's who still fucks younger guys. she doesnt charge just to old to be having sex.
hey miss davis the old school teacher she fuck me for cuttin her grass she took out her teeth and gave me a gum hummer she a grannyhoe
by bigbaby313 June 10, 2009
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Granky

Absolutely disgusting, gross to the point of throwing up on to the dude/dudette next to you. If you are pushed to the point of Grankiness, its necessary to warn others to clear out.

To grand would mean to puke.

Also can be used as a substitute for made out. Or making out.
Example 1:

Dude 1: Oh Man! That smells absolutely Granky!

Dude 2: Yeah i think I'm gonna grank everywhere!

Example 2:

Ryan: Dang Cole's girlfriend is so hot.

Tyler: Yeah man, i would totally grank her.

Cole: Yeah, i am granking her.
by Cremp000 September 8, 2011
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ur granny tranny

The only insult that can be used against u dad lesbian and u mom gay combined. It cannot be countered by a no u, and each time it is said, the sun moves closer to Earth by one mile.
Carl: u mom gay and u dad lesbian!
Joe: Don't make me do it.
Carl: Do it pussy
Joe: Ur Granny Tranny
*Carl spontaneously combusts; sun engulfs Mercury*
by Tempestrio March 20, 2018
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Granny Pack

when a girl has saggy boobs and/or a flat/saggy butt
if a girl has saggy boobs you may say
"that girl has got a granny pack"
by Dr. Waffles Jr. October 21, 2009
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East Granby

A very small area in northern Connecticut with an abnormally high concentration of unbearably stupid people.

This is the place where fun, culture, and interesting, intelligent people who are markedly different from each other go to die.
Example should include the word "East Granby"
by Liam Gallagher's Eyebrows December 31, 2011
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granny gummer

An old woman. Referring to them being so old they have dentures. AKA, G.I.L.F. Grandmother I'd Like to Fuck
This weekend I had sex with a granny gummer.
by Papi Chulo 79 July 28, 2006
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