[goober]

One who is very tall, goofy, often an athlete. Can be found complaining and recieving very little respect.

"SOMEONE COVER THAT GOOBER!!" - coach

by reverend esteban December 20, 2008

Goober, Goob, or Gooby

1. The ultimate gothic prince (or princess) in a fleeting love affair with Scotty, his evil sex slave. Has a crazy brother who is equally gothic and even twice as mentally unstable. (The entire family belongs in a maximum security insane asylum.)

2. Any utterly messed up person, place, or thing. (Preferably pretaining to Satan and Satan worship.)

Look at Gooby, he's got a shirt that says "Jesus loves me" written in blood.
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That haunted house was fairly Goobyish, but the real lair of Gooby contains more rotting carcasses and has a more sulfurous odor.

by Brian Shmid March 31, 2003

gooberness

Residual leftover garbage from an old software instalation.

After I removed Office, there was gooberness still on my machine.

by Dan Bunyard September 17, 2007

Goobert

A pederast who gets into all kinds of zany and wacky trouble with the law.

That person is such a goobert, he pederized my child.

by Chris Crowbody March 2, 2008

Goofy Goober

Derogatory Phrase used against cotton pickers

Get back to the fields you fucking goofy goober

by Cotton_Lover420 June 29, 2022

goober

many of something; a lot of one thing

He has a goober of money.

by nyke January 17, 2008

goober

See twink

by Anonymous November 10, 2002