Glass Eye

He had a glass eye when he was starin at her breasts!
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Glass Tampax

Someone or something that is utterly useless
"That fat fuckers running shoes are as much use as a glass tampax."
"My grandads love rifle is as much use as a glass tampax, cos he's dead"
"The spunk stain on the IVF clinic carpet is as much use as a glass tampon"
by griggy October 21, 2006
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glass maker

common sarcastic remark referring to your parental units when you're blocking someone's view especially when you're a cross dresser

"yo horace! was your father a glass maker? because you're blocking the tv gyal!"

by Jennny August 05, 2006
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emo glasses

black thick bottle cap emo glasses that emo guys and girls wear even tho they dont need glasses
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"since when did u use emo glasses???"
"since i realized the world hates me and i hate the world"
by some guy who was really bored January 07, 2006
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virgin glasses

Eyeglasses that are so ugly that wearing them results in the repulsion of the opposite sex. Chances of getting a girlfriend or a boyfriend hence getting laid, will decrease just by wearing the glasses.
Mary: Hey when did you get those virgin glasses?

Jane: Wow, Mary are they that ugly?
by bonchk July 05, 2010
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glasses sex

the act where two people wearing glasses as normal, position themselves so that the glasses are in very close proximity in such a way that the intimacy of physical sex is evoked
A guy and girl are sitting on the couch watching a movie with friends.

Guy: Since we can't have real sex, let's have glasses sex
Girl: Ok cool.
by Dripee August 18, 2006
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