Gabe Newell

Synonymous with "lazy fuck" or "that fat lazy fuck".

Q: Why is Steam so awful.
A: Gabe Newell

by ColonelSuckMeOff January 15, 2019

Gabe

a complete faggit...a midget
A.K.A. Halfsquat

You are such a Gabe

by Hugewenier October 7, 2009

Gabe

Long form: Gabriel.

A name given to guys by douchey religious parents. Generally causes said guys to go about their lives being tools and generally fucking things up. Other symptoms may include having no friends, being beaten up all the time, and having a small penis.

Similar to how chicks named Bertha will always be hugely fat.

Man, that Gabe kid is a total fuck up. What were his parents thinking when they named him that?

by hasdfkhakshdfklahsdkalhf October 24, 2011

Gabe Newell

A person who makes money off promoting terrorism in games like counter-strike and never goes to jail for it. They sell stickers and shit, don't you know. FBI and CIA like this.

- Gabe Newell is my role model

by Barkingdog June 4, 2023

Gabe

A fat ugly Mexican that has NO life and is a pot head.

HEY, look at that Gabe over there! He sooooooooo ugly, never going to get married or have Mexican babies

by Shannaynay6969 October 10, 2011

Gabble headed dipstick

One who is being incredibly stupid there for needing to be told so, so they don't get offended.

" That was so lame you gabble headed dipstick!"

by Nick123465 February 1, 2008

gabbel

Wannabe Mexican drug dealer Breaking Bad protagonist impersonator.

Dude, you're such a gabbel.

by sven4president July 4, 2014