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goat ball licker

First used in the Colbert Report. Claiming his grandfather was a goat ball licker: someone to make the goats happy in the in a goat herding environment. This expression was used to mock Barack Obama's claim to his grandfather being a goat herder from Africa.
"Who would have thought that the son of a poor Appalachian turd miner; the grandson of a goat ball licker, born in the town of Could-Be-President, one day could be President of the United States?"- Stephen Colbert
by Veritas0609 January 7, 2009
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Goat Trail

Idaho's Highway 95, often referred to as the Goat Trail, is one of the nation's 9 deadliest highways. If Coeurdifornians and others aren't careful, they will end up as fatalities.
You can easily ruin your vacation by becoming one of the many fatalities on Idaho's Highway 95, also known as the Goat Trail.
by Disgruntled Idahoan January 1, 2009
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Goat Rope

When good intentions go bad, messily.

History: From LCDR Charles Breen, USN, who tried to untangle a goat's rope, only to be bitten by said goat, then to deck same goat, Mongo style, right as busload of tourists rounded the bend in time to think he was beating the crap out of a goat for no reason. This definition dates back to at least 1988.
Man, this is the last time I help you move, what a goat rope.
by KnumbKnuts May 19, 2005
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Goat Dad

a man who is effortlessly the greatest of all time. he takes care of his friends and treats them like family.
Keswa is beyond being a cool kid. that guy is a goat dad
by Goat_Keswa June 11, 2018
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Goat Whore

A female that is a worthless whore and who's freedoms and rights, is less than or equal to that of a goat.
Get down and suck my cock, you Goat Whore.
by TheRapistIsHere June 26, 2012
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A hardcore porno involving goats covered in blueberry jam, nuns, barbed wire and a rounded off crucifix. These series of disgusting events lead to describe any situation that is extremely disgusting or deviant. only the first part of the title is used in a description.
How to use Goat milk IV: nun-of your business
Whoa did you see that chick?

Yeah she is soO goat milk!
by Flippy the cowgirl March 19, 2010
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goat-a-licious

She is goat-a-licious!
by B.S.G March 26, 2010
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