funky monkey friday

a weekly holiday. every friday you spread peace and love with a large feast and party.

"What day is it?" - Non-Funky Monkey Friday Celebrator
"It's Funky Monkey Friday of course!" - Funky Monkey Friday Celebrator

by itsabellss <3 April 25, 2025

Funky nigga

A black person (nigger or nigga) who takes part in a bunch of shenanigans and tomfoolery like bank robberies and being arrested. They often are one shade to dark and you need a thermal camera to see them even in the daytime, they are quick little fellas and very good at hide and seek. They are mostly found in KFC or Popeyes. The only niggas that aren’t funky niggas are the ones who are nigger crackers, these nigger nugget crackers only show signs of hostility when you take away their off-brand hellcats! Better be safe when you go to a prison full of funky niggers!

Woah! A funky nigga just ate my hellcat! Well, I guess his nigga ass couldn’t control himself. Funky niggas are quite silly. Funky niggas

by Frolicking frilick cube February 15, 2024

funky lil popstar

The nickname created for jungkook and jungkook only..Stop using it for your flop faves. It doesn’t fit on non-jungkooks.

“This was very funky lil Popstar for him.”

by Baby star candy December 16, 2021

Funky chicken

When a sexual partner jerks their partner off by placing the penis in the crook of their arm and moving up and down, looking like a chicken trying to fly

Becky wasnt down with going all the way but she gave me the ol funky chicken.

by Derfleduermaus February 21, 2019

Funky dessert

The lingering scent after you and a sexual partner cover one another in sweet dessert, and then engage in vigorous, sweaty sex.

I still can't get the smell out of my sheets after doing the funky dessert last Thursday. I've washed them twice.

by Emogaz June 2, 2020

Funky Skier

When someone applies the woman's vaginal fluids post-ejaculation on the feet and then proceeds to glide on the floor, akin to a skier

Jessica was amazed that Marco could still do the funky skier after 3 hours of sex

by Strelok_86 May 30, 2023

funky groove

It's the first smoke shop opened in citrus county , 19998, .. a hot chick, every novelty you could imagine has been sold there years after years, back in the day they started the "battle of the DJS", which the people would come from Tampa, Ocala, and Gainesville just to watch the battle and usually take lots of excasty. The owner seems to not age, which confusing many. The store is visted by many as a museum . A only must see in crystal river.

Yo, I'm headed to the funky groove buddy, whatcha need.

by Fg girl January 31, 2023