festerbath

A bathtub full of blood, boiled cum, and insects for those who misbehave.

You and me later, writhing in the festerbath

by Chello69 May 24, 2023

Fifteen footer

The sighting of an assumed attractive person, only to be extremely shocked by the horrid appearance after being only fifteen feet away.

"Hey girl whats goin on- OH GOD NEVER MIND!"

We gotta fifteen footer closing in. Sheild your eyes!

by autumneffect August 23, 2011

pudding fister

One who disrupts a formal meeting by inadvertently saying something really inappropriate.

I was a real pudding fister at the IEP meeting. I was trying to explain why my child needed help with utensils, and said "well unless you want him fisting his pudding", at which point the meeting came to a screeching halt.

by Adjunction Function February 4, 2014

Reverse Fester

When you insert a lightbulb into your anus and then lick a 9 volt battery in order to illuminate the bulb.

It wasn't until I discovered the Reverse Fester that I began to appreciate the findings of Ben Franklin.

by AKelley29 June 13, 2019

Air-Fister

Tobi Akinkunmi on Waterloo Road fisting the air and clapping away like a mong

Person1: Who’s that Air-Fister off Waterloo road?
Person2: Is he not that skinny wee black kid called TOBI AKINKUNMI?

by Daddyfountainsprainedankle October 11, 2019

Uncle Fester's Nightstand

Step #1 person one lies down on the ground wearing uncle fester's coat pulled up to expose his erect falice.

Step #2 the second person does a hand stand over the top of person one's erect falice

Step #3 the second person begins to slowly Lower themselves down until the erect falice is as far down their throat as humanly possible (no visible falice is preferred)

Step #4 person one then places a lightbulb firmly in the second person's anus and then lays back down once the bulb begins to glow.

Step #5 enjoy uncle festers nightstand

That party was wild last night. I saw some chick get an uncle fester's nightstand on the kitchen counter

by Jamscone April 28, 2022

four eyed fister

When someone wearing glasses comes out of nowhere and fists you in the ass.

Cooper met the four eyed fister last night and had to learn how to walk again.

by The man who defiled the moon December 12, 2013