Pheasant-faced Guinea fowl

A “Pheasant-faced Guinea fowl!” is an insult that is thrown about in disgust towards people that are stupid or uneducated. This phrase is usually met with the response of “hogwash you buccaneer!”.

Jenkins and friend:

“Tither, Thither, Jenkins! I do believe that man is quite the pheasant-faced Guinea fowl I believed him to be!”
“Quite right ol’ matey look at him strouthing around like a lesser-man”
Pheasant-faced Guinea fowl:
“Hogwash you buccaneer! Prepare yourselves for a dashing round of fisticuffs!”

by Johnny87479 June 11, 2018

sheet faced

as heard on Netflix show Insatiable -sheet faced "eating an entire sheet cake from Costco" my friends and I love Costco cakes and I can see the 3 of us certainly trying!

Carolyn, Joan, and Jeannie were sharing with no one else, they were getting sheet faced tonight!

by jadeviolet September 1, 2018

Diarrhea-Faced

When your so shitfaced that you start having the runs

Yo look at that dude on the toilet , he’s so diarrhea-faced

by SynysterZV April 15, 2019

Pretty faced mother fucker

My girlfriend

Me:look at that pretty faced mother fucker

Her:aww love you too cock head

by Sexy beast 69 420 January 26, 2020

Open faced sausage sandwich

When a male is having sex with a male while having sex with a female or MMF.

Sarah, Mike, and Sam got together and had an open faced sausage sandwich last night

by L Balky November 4, 2020

Two faced asshole

When a person has two personalities.

They are usually called Scarlett, Neve, Emily, Molly, Ellie, Sarah, Violet
And so much more

Hi Amanda! *Oh my god she’s such a slut*
Jesus she’s such a two faced asshole

by rarathelion November 10, 2020

Two-faced Teddy

A reference from the Chuckle Sandwich Podcast: #2. It consists of Schlatt and Charlie Slimescicle talking shit about Ted, who sits in awe and denies the false claims.

"Now that's the face of two-faced Teddy."

"I am at a loss for words."

by milky-andro February 22, 2021