feces

Little, baby mice in the movie Donnie Darko

From Donnie Darko:
"... and there's feces everywhere."
"what are feces?"
"Baby mice."
"awwww"

by ohwowcarooo January 21, 2008

Feckless cunt

Llacking initiative or strength of character; irresponsible. And also being generally cunty at the same time

Ivanka Trump is a feckless cunt

by NobelSquirrel June 11, 2018

Fecalphilia

An obsession with shit.

Kyle Broslovski had fecalphilia. He kept seeing Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo. A Fecalphiliac is someone who's obsessed with "mookie stinks".

by Mister Mackey March 23, 2004

Baby Jesus Fecal Matter

The feeling one gets from eating too much sweet and sour chicken. The person feels like they have to give birth to "the baby Jesus" in fecal form.

"Man, after that Chinese I need to give birth to baby Jesus fecal matter."

by Sweaty Balls and the Rickist April 5, 2010

blumkin cornea transplant con feces

while taking a dump and getting fellatio, you ejaculate in your partners eyes then dunk their head into the toilet to get a closer inspection of your defecant and replace their cornea with fecal matter.

plain old blumkins bored her so i jacked off in her eyes and plunged her face in the crapper to give her a blumkin cornea transplant con feces.

by bctcf666 December 28, 2007

fecus

a slang word combining fecal and fetus.

crap baby.

by pip December 2, 2003

fecalpheliac

Compulsion for fiddling with or otherwise excitedly manipulating human excrement, usually for sexual arousal

Only his brown stained fingernails gave any indication that he was a closet fecalpheliac

by jdt November 13, 2003