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flying Dutchmen

A sexual position involving the rigging of a clipper ship and a stiff breeze. One partner, either male of female, suspends themselves in the rigging stationary. The other partner aligns themselves properly with their partners sexual organs, only several feet away from a rig that can swing with the motion of the ship. The swaying motion of the ship will provide all the necessary force, and if the boat is swinging enough the partners can be brought together quite sharply. This formerly popular position had a status equivalent to that of the mile high club today, but with the fall of ocean travel it has become a rare occurrence.
The couple performed the flying Dutchmen high above the crowd of rowdy sailors.
by The Addict February 2, 2007
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Dutch Oven Trumping

As with the normal dutch oven, the man parps under the covers and submits his woman to a world of fetid bum-stench. However, in an act of cunning revenge, the woman waits a while for the smell to dissipate, and then convinces the man to perform oral sex on her. When the man eventually concedes, and begins to chew away on her fanny flaps, she lets out a vile queef right in his eye that renders him temporarily unconscious.
Michael Douglas's lawyer looked a bit confused when he was asked to write 'No Dutch Oven Trumping' into the pre-nuptial agreement, but Michael swore that if Catherine ever pulled that shit on him agree he'd kick her ass back to Wales.
by Roofus Wainwright June 14, 2007
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dutty wine

A dance popularized in Jamaica, and the Caribbean. Mostly done by females teh dance involves moving the legs in a butterfly motion while swinging the neck when the beat drops. Among American girls, it is more popular to go down into a full split and bounce up and down while moving the neck on beat. It effect is greater achieved when a girl with long hair does this dance.
Yo those Trinidadian girls sure know how to dutty wine, but they ain't got nuthin' on them Jamaicans though!
by MR. BLACKMAGIC April 24, 2008
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call of duty

a failure of a game series due to bullshit kills and quick-scoping, pure and simple trash, requires hours and hours of concentration to think your getting good until youtube and machinima proves you wrong. if your k/d isn't above 1 you are wasting your time
"dude so i plowed my girlfriend last night!, she said i was about as good as call of duty!" :P
by BadCompany4TW March 14, 2011
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call of duty 4

A multi-platform game that is praised for its great online capabilities and that allows completely ridiculous and awesome things to happen.
I took out a helicopter with a pistol in last stand the other day. It was totally great.

^^Yes, this really happened. That's why Call of Duty 4 pwns.
by xIAMHUNTERx March 8, 2008
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Dutch Chimney

The Male lays on his back, swings his legs over his head(hooking his toes on the headboard if possible). He then tucks his penis through his legs pointing towards the sky, thereby appearing as a tall chimney sticking out of a house. In this position his partner can then "ride the dutch chimney, clean the dutch chimney, or include the balls and asshole for a "chimney sweep".
Last night my wife was feeling kinky so I swung my legs over my head and let her ride the ol dutch chimney
by the vrug April 29, 2008
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Dutch Burger

A variation of the traditional american hamburger sold throughout the world, mainly in remote areas. A meat patty containing an assortment of meats, animal products, cheeses, vegetables, and pretty much anything a person couldn't sell or bring themself to throw away enclosed in a bun.
We come all the way to Africa and you order a Dutch Burger?!

Don't throw those chicken knuckles in the garbage...we use those in the Dutch Burger.
by BoaBoi April 10, 2009
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