When you know your dog lowkey hates you, but you love it too much to care.
(Similar to daddy issues, but not really.)
(Similar to daddy issues, but not really.)
"My dog bit me yesterday, but I didn't scold her. Instead, I apologized and praised her for saying no and teaching me her consent boundaries."
"Dude, you have some serious doggy issues."
"Dude, you have some serious doggy issues."
by im elicit June 14, 2017
by Doggy Bun June 18, 2025
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by OffLeash2017 January 10, 2020
When you are spending the afternoon with yo mates and trying to kill the boredom by peeing on stray dogs
by goujonlova January 07, 2012
1: i was watching doggie the other day, what an underrated player
2: dude look at that doggie dasher, he‘s beating fucking acheron rn bro
2: dude look at that doggie dasher, he‘s beating fucking acheron rn bro
by Balls man 1983 July 29, 2023
**Dip your doggy in the mayo** *(idiom)*: A humorous and whimsical way of saying to address or identify the exact issue or problem, similar to the phrase "hitting the nail on the head." Refers to a hotdog being dipped in the condiment. Commonly used by the whitest of white people.
1. When Sarah explained why the project was delayed, she really dipped her doggy in the mayo, highlighting the main issue of the software bug.
2. During the meeting, Tom's comment about the lack of communication dipped the doggy in the mayo, making everyone realize what the real problem was. “Dipped your doggy in the mayo.”
2. During the meeting, Tom's comment about the lack of communication dipped the doggy in the mayo, making everyone realize what the real problem was. “Dipped your doggy in the mayo.”
by burdenVS August 05, 2024