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roll the dice

To masturbate. The term is used particularly to refer to male masturbation(jacking off), since the action of pulling on and fondling one's own penis or testicles often looks like actually rolling a pair of dice.
I was rolling my dice at those tig ol bitties on that hot broad who was giving me a private lap dance.
by Mark H September 6, 2004
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Directioner

Annoying 14 year old girls who idolise a group of pre-pubescent appearing boys who couldn't even win The X Factor.

Absolute slaves to the Simon Cowell media machine, their ignorance, obsession and constant abuse of the twitter trends with stupid in jokes or trying to turn anything normal towards their "idols" infuriate everyone over the age 18 who actually want to use twitter properly.
Twitter Fan Girl Directioner: "OMG ZAYN RT ME. NOTICE ME. I KNOW YOUR JOKES LOL. YOU ARE THE CUTEST BOY EVER"
by FghtFfYrDmns September 6, 2012
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One Direction

One direction are made up of 5 people:
Henry, Zack, Lee, Lewis and Neil.

They are all 100% straight,
They formed on nickelodeon and if you watched them on nick, well done, you've been there since the start,
Lee loves spoons,
Henry hates cats,
Lewis hates carrots,
Zack lacks self esteem,
Neil hates Lee and also hates potatoes,
they are all 100% serious,
Henry is canadian,
Lee is polish,
Zack is Mexican,
Lewis is ethiopian,
Neil is austrailian,
Neil is really ugly,
Lewis is also kinda ugly,
in fact the only one anyone likes is Henry,
Their full names are:
Henry Edmund Sile,
Lewis Waldo Thompson,
Lee John Pan,
Neil Jim Horse,
Zack Jam Milk,
We shout things like:
Hello, how are you?
Yes! Jane exclaimed,
And last of all
Their fans are called directionators
Girl 1: OMG did you see one direction on nick last night? I am a true directionator

Girl 2: Yeah I did OMG right? Directionators ftw!
by vashappenin1234567890 May 28, 2012
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Dice

I was fuckin my girl hard till I pulled out and diced all over her face
by masterGfizzle November 15, 2009
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One Direction Yeast Infection

When a Directioner claims to want the D of one of the members of 1D, mainly used to insult directioners. (Not to be confused with One Direction Infection )
Bob: Oh my god Cathy, looks like you have a bad case of the One Direction Yeast Infection
Cathy: Shut up!
by Alice Damsmann February 15, 2014
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Darcey

A really really pretty girl. Blonde hair blue eyes. Extremely sexy, Attractive and amazing personality!!
Boy: I feel in love there must be a Darcey near by.
by Sprinklebecky1999 January 10, 2017
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One Direction

One Direction is the most awesome band of our generation. this band is made up of Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Liam Payne, Niall Horan and Zayn Malik.
obioulsy when god created them he added too much hotness cause they are untouchable!!!
Sammy: Oh My God did you hear One Directions new song?

Bree: Yes! Gotta Be you is just the best!!!
by ONE DIRECTIONER INFECTED October 20, 2011
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