deskpression

A feeling of depression brought on by working behind a desk too long. Generally mundane office work can lead to deskpression.

She has to take some sick leave as she's suffering from deskpression.

by JosifMoshe September 3, 2012

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deppresioners

a group or a couple of people who are extremely sad and depressed 24/7

Megan and Beth are the biggest deppresioners i know!

by pikabich May 26, 2018

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Summer.d3pression

the best account

“hey bro you see that awesome fucking account😗It’s called Summer.d3pression

by bearbo June 24, 2021

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postsantum depression

The incredible letdown some folks experience when they realize Christmas is over

(typical Monday after Christmas office discussion)

Holy hell, why is Michelle ragging it with me?

It's not just you, she's got a bad case of postsantum depression.

by OldFart77 December 26, 2009

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The act of masturbating to the most fucked up shit you can find on the internet while on 20% phone battery in the toilet or outside so that when you find the material to masturbate to, your phone will run out of battery and you can only use the image that has been instilled to your mind and the fresh smell of toilet shit.

Person 1: Hey man, how ya feeling this Monday morning.
Person 2: Not so good man, I feel like my life's going to shit.
Person 1: Then why not try depression masturbation, it won't make you feel better but you'll at least feel regret.

by Señor Spaghetti July 24, 2016

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