crunkcup

a term commonly used to describe a flashy gold or silver cup that is carried around and used to hold alcohol in.

Lil Jon carrys around his crunkcup so he can party it up.

by Mark Leonard December 28, 2007

crunkdizzled

wasted....drunk....weed...alcohol..pills...anything that u can be fucked up on.....fucked up to the max!

after leaving a party you call ur homies and ur like "yo im crunkdizzled"d

by cordizzle foshizzle July 3, 2009

Crunchy Beats

music used to amp up a lame party, or blast the party atmosphere through the roof.

man: Hey DJ, this party needs a boost, hit these bitches with some crunchy beats.

by Sober_J_Bone March 18, 2011

Crunched Up

When something is extremely fucked up, or broken.

Girl: Woah do you see that car accident?

Guy: Yeah that car is seriously crunched up.

by thatstonerhobo July 9, 2012

Crunchy Johansson

Use an variety of the Cap'n Crunch brand cereal (Cap'n Crunch, Peanut Butter Crunch, Cap'n Crunch's CoZmic Crunch, Cap'n Crunch's Crunch Berries but not Oops! All Berries), person takes cereal directly from box and pours on to a surface, the flatter the better. Person then takes dominate hand and crunches the Cap'n Crunch underneath their hand, letting all the Cap'ns goodness become one with the palm. Person then proceeds to give partner a hand job to completion. The Cap'n Crunch causes small microscopic tears into the skin, allowing the Cap'ns special goodness to seep into the body, causing for Cap'n Crunch's hallucinogenic experience.

A Crunchy Johannson has been attempted using Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Needless to say the only thing that happened was intense burning, like rubbing icy hot on your balls. He still got off so... it was worth it.

Lauren gave me a super heady Crunchy Johansson with Cap'n Crunch's Cozmic Crunch, all she wanted was Widespread lawn seats, bro.

by A Tall Mofo February 12, 2013

Crunkely

A general feeling of malaise, feeling awful, or just downright shite.

"I don't want to go to the party. I am feeling crunkely today."

by Crunkmaster 3000 January 5, 2021

Crungus

A mysterious horror monster-demon spawn from the depths of the image generator dall-e mini/craiyon.

The Crungus is always watching.
Have you ever heard of a Crungus.
They caught a Crungus.

by Thewankychef June 25, 2022