Mall Cop

Someone who sweats while riding on a segway. They also "patrol" the mall for minimum wage and act like real cops.

Malloy: Who are you suppose to be?
Mall cop: I'm Tod Rolland, head of mall security.

Malloy: (sarcastically) WOW! Head of mall security. Minimum wage and you get to ride one of those cool segways.
Mall cop: You dont sound impressed?
Malloy: I'm impressed by the way you manage to sweat on something with wheels.

by Jjf87 April 18, 2015

mall cop

Super Lame bitches that think they are all that 'cause they work the mall security for $8 /hour. They generally wear stupid uniforms and prejudge people who fit their "trouble maker criteria" Instead they overlook all the cracker grannies that steal like motherfuckers.

Mall cop 1: Hey look at those cracker grannies, they are good cocksuckers.
Mall cop 2: Yeah, at $8 /hour that's all I can afford.
Mall cop 1: Stoneridge Mall is full of pig cracker grannies

by Al June 18, 2006

Cop Hold

To take hold of, to look at. Also 'cop a feel' to grope someone sexually.

Cop hold of me beer whilst I pop off for a jimmy riddle!

by MisterJimmyRiddler December 8, 2010

cop jogging

when your walking down the street with nothing on you, & you see a cop and start running just for fun.

last night i was on my way to dudes house when i got bored & started cop jogging. i made it three blocks!

by tomcon5 February 28, 2009

Lady Cop

A girlfriend or woman whom you've slept with that checks up on you frequently via,text,pop-up or phone calls

Any girl that you laid it down on ,and the sex was good and she likes knowing if your giving it to some other woman

Damn your phone goes off alot :It's my "lady cop" woman checking up on her "Dick"

by DetroitEatsSouls November 20, 2013

Shit Cop

A term used when you see a cop and you are doing something illegal. See also Fuck Cop.

"Shit Cop!" "Hide the stash!"

by Tracy Lou January 19, 2005

cop a feel

to feel someone up

I'm going to cop a feel on her

by yo November 9, 2003